You are surrounded, give yourself up.
Am I surrounded?
Yes, you are. There are 12 officers here, no way for you to escape, lay down your weapons.
Are there 12 officers or 13?
12-13 why does it matter? Hands-up!
Don't you have to read me my rights? What was it? You have the silence to remain attorney...something..something.
Are you a moron? You are surrounded! Spot spouting nonsense and give yourself up.
Or what?
Or we will open fire!
But I don't have a weapon.
You don't?
Or do I?
Stop it! Don't make me shoot you there is nowhere to run.
Oh, there is. You just don't know about it officer.
Shut-up! We are 13, you are 1. You are outnumbered.
I'm your son, officer Canopy.
What? Prove it!
Nope. Kage no Smoking Jutsu! *phus* *smoke everywhere*
*coughing* Where did he go? How can he vanish into thin air?
Sir, I have a theory, maybe he converted himself into a gaseous state and fled.
Are you for real? Shut-up! Find him, fast!
fin.

You are surrounded, give yourself up.

Am I surrounded?

Yes, you are. There are 12 officers here, no way for you to escape, lay down your weapons.

Are there 12 officers or 13?

12-13 why does it matter? Hands-up!

Don't you have to read me my rights? What was it? You have the silence to remain attorney...something..something.

Are you a moron? You are surrounded! Spot spouting nonsense and give yourself up.

Or what?

Or we will open fire!

But I don't have a weapon.

You don't?

Or do I?

Stop it! Don't make me shoot you there is nowhere to run.

Oh, there is. You just don't know about it officer.

Shut-up! We are 13, you are 1. You are outnumbered.

I'm your son, officer Canopy.

What? Prove it!

Nope. Kage no Smoking Jutsu! \*phus\* \*smoke everywhere\*

\*coughing\* Where did he go? How can he vanish into thin air?

Sir, I have a theory, maybe he converted himself into a gaseous state and fled.

Are you for real? Shut-up! Find him, fast!

***fin.***

Varth Bhader and Ubi Van Canopy: Thievery Chronicles I