10 minute Thug Service - The Idea

10 minute Thug Service - The Idea

India, the promised land, sadly, is a low trust society. Everyone here needs a little outside motivation to do things.

Sometimes (read: a lot of times) you have to beg other people to do the work you are dependent on them for, example, every time you visit any Government office.

Keeping all the issues in mind we are proposing a new service, 10 minute thug service. It can revolutionise the system as we know it. The basic idea of the service is that you request for a thug - and the thug arrives at your provided location in under 10 minutes.

You also need to select a particular thug service - the current options are:

  1. Extortion

  2. Threats

  3. Hairline Fracture Beatings

  4. Send to nearby hospital

The fees depends on the availability of the thug and also the ability of the thug to achieve a goal.

Not all thugs are created equal, some thugs might be good at extortion and threats but won't be good at beatings, so the price varies.

Our study has proved that threatening works wonders in most scenarios. So we also provide vocal training to the thugs, especially in local languages, so that people think they are local thugs.

We also provide accessories to the thugs we employ, so don't worry about providing them with anything. Thugs are also trained in first aid and they carry a first aid kit with them all the time.

Our thugs have families and have duties, so tipping something extra for work well done goes a long way.

Thanks.