# Catty

Life is supposed to be boring, you have to make it interesting. Other cats pretend and live life to the fullest, but I love freedom. I am not grovelling in front of a human for food. I am not letting a human touch me. I love my freedom. I mean I do love pets, and have to in some times just to feel better, but that doesn't mean that I am going to go to a human and ask for it. If the human pets me that's cool, I am not asking for it.

I don't depend on humans for food, I am my own cat, I catch mice as god intended. I do enjoy a rat once in a while though. Mice are yum and keep me powered for days. It has gotten difficult to find mice though, humans have started using chemicals to keep mice away. I have to scour but I do find mice. Sometimes the mice run, sometimes they accept their fate. I am a cat of course I am gonna catch mice. I once caught and ate a mice in front of a human, the human was disgusted, I liked it, yes, look at me human, look how I tear the mice and then chew it, look at me, fear me, I am the epitome of creatures, I am God, look at me, you pervert...Okay, I might have gone too far, but you get the gist.

Being flexible is really helpful, I can climb faster, jump longer and reach places that a human would need a ladder for. I once wrapped myself in a human towel, and then left, hahaha, brutal. Nobody knows when I come and go. I once entered a human house from the balcony, tripped their flower vase on the shelf and then ran away, till this day they think their kid did that. Marvellous. I love doing bad things and blaming them on others.

Climbing trees comes naturally to me, I have heard my ancestors used to climb trees and spend a lot of time on branches, I sometimes do that to honour my ancestors. Also to catch birds, birds are delicious, soft and juicy. I don't eat Pigeons though, I have heard that humans know about Pigeons being carrier of diseases, I leave my scientific research to humans, they are better at it.

I like to pretend sometimes.

I once saw a human, then I laid down on the ground belly up, and then the human came near me to pet and when she was going to pet me, I got up and scratched her hand, she started crying and ran away. I felt so ecstatic.

Magnificent.

I love watching humans play, these wayward idiots running behind a ball, they call it sports, I call it idiocracy. I don't run after balls, I am intelligent creature with dignity, I wait for the ball to come to me and then I prance, like an alpha.

Humans love cats as we don't poop and pee everywhere like those filthy dogs, we keep an eye on everything but we don't interfere in human affairs. Humans are dumb, they make us official monitors at their railway stations and metro stations, but we are simply collecting information to plot our...umm... I am not fully up to date with our plots. I think it is revenge, but I don't know for what.

There are a lot of dangers surrounding us, Dogs are not our friends, Dogs are vicious and mannerless. They don't have freedom, they depend on humans, and while they depend on humans they also bite them. Idiots.

I am detection less, I am stealthy, I do things and never leave my footprints, I clean myself everyday unlike the filthy dogs.

I sleep a lot. Sleeping is important. Sleep helps.

I don't bother with human activities, they do a lot of things, I don't care most of the times. Like that one day a human was beating another human and I just sat there witnessing the crime, when the police arrived I vanished. Not my tea not my milk.

I have some cat friends but ideologically I stay away from them.

I am freedomer, they are dependoors, I attend their meetings just to get some gossip and information on events, but thats all.

I am Catty, the Cat. The formidable opponent, I pawtect my Freedom myself.